She's Gone And Left Me Up A Creek (068)

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She's gone and left me
Up a creek
Without a paddle
Or mosquito spray.

But I ain't the least bit
Resentful,
Bitter or angry,
Not in any way.

Guess I can't say I'm
Real surprised,
'Cause I'm familiar
With all her evil ways.

My drinkin' buddies
All told me
She'd up and leave me
For Joe Bob someday.

Well, I just told 'em
I'd always hoped
Joe Bob would take her
And move far away.

I'm so very glad
To be rid of
That evil woman,
I can hardly say.

Because she left me
Up a creek
Without a paddle
Or mosquito spray.

Good riddance to you,
Psycho bitch!
I ain't resentful,
No, not in any way.

Oh, no no no no!
I ain't resentful
In any damned way!

She ran off and left me
Up a creek
Without a paddle
Or mosquito spray.

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Truman T. Tiger aka Richard H. Schaefer
Inspired by creeks from my youth and a psycho bitch from later life

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