Can't Find No Cure For My Poor Achin' Heart (065)

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I've tried Bayer aspirin
And Watkins red liniment,
But I just can't find no cure
For my poor achin' heart.

No, I can't find no cure
For my poor achin' heart.

No cardiologist
Will agree to operate,
'Cause they just can't repair
My achin' breakin' heart.

No, they just can't repair
My achin' breakin' heart.

I've tried pills and lotions,
Salves, supplements and potions,
But I can't get no relief
For my poor achin' heart.

No, I can't get no relief
For my achin' heart.

Well I've tried Budweiser,
Heineken and Miller Lite,
But I can't dull the sharp pain
In my poor achin' heart.

No, I can't dull the pain
In my poor achin' heart.

I've been examined by
Doctors Daniels and Jim Beam,
But they just can't seem to heal
My poor ol' achin' heart.

No sir, no one can heal
My poor ol' achin' heart.

Social Secur'ty won't let me
Go on disability,
'Cause my achin', breakin' heart
Just will not qualify.

No one seems to care 'bout
My achin' breakin' heart.

'Tried ev'ry kinda booze
In the well and on the shelf,
But I just can't kill the pain
In my poor breakin' heart.

No one seems to care 'bout
My achin' breakin' heart.

No siree Bobby!

No one seems to care 'bout
My achin' breakin' heart!

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Truman T. Tiger aka Richard H. Schaefer
Inspired by home cures and Watkins Red Liniment

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