I Don't Think She's Worth Gettin' My Damned Fool Head Shot Clean Off! (083)

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I've thought about doin' her
'Cause she's real sexy and hot.
But I hunt with her husband
And he's a pretty good shot.

I've been thinkin' long and hard
How great she'd be in the sack
She came on to me last night;
I came on to her right back!

She's been puttin' out signals
And things are gettin' steamy.
But I'd really hate to lose
My old deer huntin' buddy!

She's sexy and sensual
But he's a right nice fella.
'Guess ya' might say I'm on the
Horns of a BIG dilemna!

I'd like to get her in bed
'Cause she's soooo smokin' red hot!
She's been comin' on real strong,
But her husband's a good shot!

Yep, her husband's a good shot!
Actually he's a damned fine shot!
Oh yeah, he can really shoot!
I ain't never seen him miss!

Oh yeah, I'd better watch out!
I've seen him get pretty rough.
I don't think she's worth gettin'
My head shot completely off!

No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
I don't think she's worth gettin'
My damned fool head shot clean off!

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Truman T. Tiger aka Richard H. Schaefer
Inspired by my huntin' buddy's good lookin' wife
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