Ice Cold Beer And Red Hot Women! (080)

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On the outskirts of town
There's a little tavern
Where my friends all go for
Ice cold beer and red hot women.

So one Saturday night
I went along with them
To check out for myself
The cold beer but mostly the hot women.

Now folks, lemme tell ya'...
In most places I've been
I mostly run into
Warm, flat beer and cold, cold women.

Well, I bought my first draft,
And it sure was ice cold.
But I quickly noticed
All the women there were quite old.

So I asked my buddies
About the hot women,
And they all told me to
Drink my beer and just be patient.

I drank another beer
From a cold, frosty mug.
After about an hour,
I just shook my head and I shrugged.

The beer was nice and cold,
So I had another.
And then a lady placed
Her painted hand on my shoulder.

She didn't look too bad,
So I bought her a beer.
She gave me a big smile
And then she said "Thank you my dear!"

Well, the more beer she drank,
The friendlier she got.
After my fourth or fifth,
She started lookin' really hot!

The beer was icy cold,
And she was gettin' hotter!
Though she had some wrinkles,
It no longer really mattered.

Then, before I knew it,
She was touchin' me all over.
At that stage, she began
Lookin' better and better!

It wasn't much longer,
I left with that red hot woman.
The tavern was jumpin',
And my buddies were just roarin'!

Now friends, listen on up;
Lemme tell ya' somethin'.
That woman taught me things
I just couldn't have imagined!

So when your good buddies
Tell ya' 'bout a tavern
On the outskirts of town,
Go with 'em and see what you can learn.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Little taverns,
Ice cold beer and red hot women!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Just gotta love little taverns,
Ice cold beer and red hot women!

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© Copyright 2008.  All rights reserved.
Truman T. Tiger aka Richard H. Schaefer
Inspired by ice cold beer and red hot women

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