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It's hard not bein' hard;
I've got those erectile dysfunction blues.
I'm so sorry baby,
'Cause I just can't get hard for you.
I've tried some Viagra,
And I've tried a little Cialis too.
But girl, please forgive me;
I can't seem to get hard for you!
No, I just can't get
Hard enough for you!
Feelin' inadequate,
'Got me a real personal dilemna.
I'm down to my last straw;
'Gonna have to try some Levitra.
I've tried some salt peter,
And I've tried a bit of Spanish fly too.
But girl, I'm so sorry;
I can't get really hard for you!
No, I just can't get
Hard enough for you!
I can get it up girl,
But try and try as I so often do,
I just can't ever seem
To get rock hard enough for you!
No, I just can't get
Hard enough for you!
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© Copyright 2008. All rights reserved.
Truman T. Tiger aka Richard H. Schaefer
Inspired by all those ED commercials on television
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