Today I'm Wonderin' Where The Hell I Found Her At (081)

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Her wrinkles didn't look
So bad under the moonlight.
However this morning,
She's a pretty frightful sight.

We had a few strong drinks
Downtown at the Bel-Air Grill.
We met for the first time
And I think her name is Jill.

She's lookin' kinda rough
And my head's poundin' like hell.
Wrinkled face, rolls of fat,
But last night she looked just swell.

I sure didn't notice,
Her wrinkled face, the rolls of fat.
But now I'm wonderin'
Where the hell I found her at!

Hot and sexy last night,
Wrinkled face and rolls of fat.
Today I'm wonderin'
Where the hell I found her at!

Oh yeah, lemme tell ya' ...
She's unbelievably fat!
And now I'm wonderin'
Where the hell I found her at!

Oh yeah, I'm wonderin'
Where the hell I found her at!

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Truman T. Tiger aka Richard H. Schaefer
Inspired by fat old wrinkled women

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