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She's a transgendered,
Bi-polar, bi-lingual, bi-racial, bi-sexual
Erotic pole dancer from East St. Louis......
But I brought her home to Mom anyway.
She can't sew, can't cook,
Can't clean, can't iron a shirt,
And she can't hold her liquor......
But I introduced her to Dad on Fathers Day.
She's got ten tattoos,
Five body piercings, a couple silicone breast implants,
And a tummy tuck......
But she's still one helluva lay!
She's a 38-24-36,
25 year-old nympho-babe with a '57 T-Bird,
A 10 million dollar trust account......
And we're gettin' married in May.
Now, you might think
I'm a foolish, impulsive, gold-diggin'
Dirty old man......
But I don't really care what you say!
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© Copyright 2008. All rights reserved.
Truman T. Tiger aka Richard H. Schaefer
Inspired by a few moments of silliness .... and a six-pack of Bud Light
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