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Come gather 'round, my good friends;
Lemme tell y'all a true story.
Tis 'bout a pontificatin' man,
One who basks in imagined glory.
A self-ordained man o' the cloth,
A legend in his own mind.
A gun totin' man o' the clergy,
He's definitely one of a kind.
He's ornery and contrary;
I suspect he weighs a quarter ton.
Intolerant and belligerent,
The Right Reverend Rotund One.
On politics and world affairs,
The Right Reverend oft does opine.
Grizzled, grumpy, gruff and ill-tempered,
He snarls, barks, growls, snaps, and whines.
Other opinions and viewpoints,
The Right Reverend does not seek.
He projects confidence and strength,
Yet he's really insecure and weak.
He's ornery and contrary;
I suspect he weighs a quarter ton.
Intolerant and belligerent,
The Right Reverend Rotund One.
He makes many proclamations,
Ridiculing and judging others harshly.
Increasingly irrelevant,
Yet the Rotund One blows loudly.
With nothing more productive to do,
He pokes fun and makes mindless jokes.
He plays with his Ruger handguns,
Drinks cheap beer and takes a few tokes.
Yep, he's ornery and contrary;
I suspect he weighs a quarter ton.
Intolerant and belligerent,
The Right Reverend Rotund One.
He's gottin' old and paranoid;
Spooks n' goblins he sees all around.
He's afraid of his own shadow,
A huge one since he weighs 500 pounds.
His beard's gottin' gray n' burly,
His ass big, fat and wide.
He rants, spits and he rails,
More than most folks can abide.
Yep, he's ornery and contrary;
I suspect he weighs a quarter ton.
Intolerant and belligerent,
The Right Reverend Rotund One.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Intolerant and belligerent.
Irreverent and malevolent,
The Right Reverend Rotund One.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
The Right Reverend Rotund One.
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© Copyright 2009. All rights reserved.
Truman T. Tiger aka Richard H. Schaefer
Inspired by a fat bully from Delaware
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