Madder Than A Wet Hen In Texas (011)

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I'm madder than a wet hen in Texas,
And I ain't gonna take it no more.
Suzie Q. ran off with Billy Bob,
And now I'm gonna settle the score.

She told me she hadn't been foolin' 'round,
But I learned the truth last Friday night.
'Caught her n' Billy Bob goin' at it,
A despicable, disappointin' sight.

I'm gunnin' fer him with my .44;
Don't know where I'll catch him or just when.
But when I find that dirty scoundrel,
'Gonna turn him from a rooster into a hen.

Yep, I'm madder than a wet hen in Texas;
And I ain't a gonna take it no more.
Suzie Q. ran off with Billy Bob,
And now I'm gonna settle the score.

I'm gonna blow his testicles right off,
And I ain't at all one bit reluctant.
I figure Billy Bob's got it comin';
That low-down, disgustin' sycophant!

Don't know if Suzie Q. and I'll make it;
I still love her though she's been unfaithful.
She's a hot, horny, steamy sexpot,
And her hooters are more than a mouthful.

Yep, I'm madder than a wet hen in Texas;
And I ain't a gonna take it no more.
Suzie Q. ran off with Billy Bob,
And now I'm gonna settle the score.

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Truman T. Tiger aka Richard H. Schaefer
Inspired by Suzie Q. from Texas

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