I Ain't The Biggest And I Ain't The Best (026)

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I ain't the biggest,
And I ain't the best.
I'm pretty much
Just like all the rest.

I ain't no rockstar,
And I ain't no pornstar.
Ain't got no yacht,
No fancy sports car.

Wear a big brass belt buckle,
Drive a pick-up truck.
Like to drink beer,
And I like to f&^k!

C'mon give me a call
When you get a chance.
We'll drink some beer,
And maybe we'll dance.

Oh yeah, sweetie pie!

I ain't the biggest,
And I ain't the best.
I'm pretty much
Just like all the rest.

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© Copyright 2008.  All rights reserved.
Truman T. Tiger aka Richard H. Schaefer
Inspired by a few moments of silliness .... and a six-pack of Bud Light

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