I'm About As Stinkin' Low As Low Down Can Go (047)

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I'm about as stinkin' low
As low down can go.
Don't really know how I can
Go on any mo'.

My wife of eight years ran off
With another man.
That ain't so bad but she took
My new Suburban!

The woman took all my guns,
'Killed my prize boar hog.
Now if that weren't bad enough,
She ran o'er my dog.

Oh yeah, I'm about as low
As low down can go.
Don't really know how I can
Go on any mo'.

Went out and got drunk last night;
My mouth's cotton dry.
On top of all that I got
My third DWI!

And today I lost my job ...
For bein' late I guess.
To top it off, I'm bein' audited
By the IRS!

I'm about as stinkin' low
As low down can go.
Don't even know how I can
Go on any mo'.

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Truman T. Tiger aka Richard H. Schaefer
Inspired by all those real sad, sad country songs

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