Sunday, March 20, 2011

The Barrel Bar and Grill French Fry Blues (131)

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She sat down and ate my french fries,
Last night down at the Barrel Bar & Grill.
Now she was extra sweet and bubbly;
And I must say she gave me quite a thrill.

And while she ate all my french fries,
We had a grand ol' time makin' small talk.
I imagined how nice it'd be 
To take us a nice long, leisurely walk.

Prettiest thing I've ever seen,
And I hoped she might stick around awhile.
But she left way too doggone early,
Long blonde hair and a right beautiful smile.

'Huggin' me tight, sayin' goodbye,
French fries gone, crumpled napkins on a pile.
Passin' through on a cold wintry night,
Long blonde hair and a right beautiful smile.

'Sure wish I'd gotten her number,
'Would like to see that sweet young lady again!
'Been thinkin' about her all today;
I've got the ketchup-smothered, french fry blues!

Yeah, wish I'd gotten her number,
I want to see that sweet young lady again!
'Been thinkin' 'bout her most of the day;
'Got the Barrel Bar and Grill, ketchup-covered, greasy french fry blues!

♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

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Billy Joe Bob "Mississippi White Boy" Dupree aka Richard H. Schaefer
Inspired by Michele from Ownsville.

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People of the Lie (130)



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Bullies, fairies, ad men, hackers and trolls,
People of the lie them all.
Fearing sunshine and perverting the truth,
They huff, puff and then they fall.

In the dark shadows they plan together,
People of the lie them all.
Boasting, bellowing, spying and lieing,
The unmitigated gall!

But try as they might they cannot prevail;
The TRUTH always comes to light.
Bullies, fairies, ad men, hackers and trolls,
Shameful people of the lie!

Bullies, fairies, ad men, hackers and trolls,
People of the lie them all,
Bullies, fairies, ad men, hackers and trolls,
Shameful people of the lie!

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Truman T. Tiger aka Richard H. Schaefer
Inspired by The Right Reverend Ralphie Boy, Gasconade County Bully.

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Friday, March 18, 2011

The Facebook Blues (129)

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Oh, I'm on Facebook,
But I ain't got many friends.

My heart is broken,
And it just might never mend.

Yeah, I'm on Facebook,
But I feel oh so lonely.
'Ain't got no girlfriend;
'Guess that I'm just too homely.

'Got the Facebook blues;
Yeah, I got the Facebook blues!
'Got the Facebook blues;
Yeah, I got the Facebook blues!

Oh, I'm on Facebook,
'Ain't got no girlfriend yet.
I'm gettin' depressed;
'Don't even have me a pet.

Yeah, I'm on Facebook,
But it's not workin' for me.
'Sittin' home alone;
'It ain't workin' ... but it's free.

'Got the Facebook blues;
Yeah, I got the Facebook blues!
'Got the Facebook blues;
Yeah, I got the Facebook blues!

♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

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Truman T. Tiger aka Richard H. Schaefer
Inspired by The Right Reverend Ralphie Boy, Gasconade County Bully.

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